This set features a subversive phrase on each of the 8 pens in this pack. Next time someone asks to borrow your pen, they'll definitely do a double take.

Phrases included are:

1. SPRINGFIELD SEXUAL ADDICTION CENTER. From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998. www.cold-shower.com

2. SHECKY THE CLOWN. Bar Mitzvahs. Weddings. Interventions. Don't forget Shecky's dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it. call 888 Har-D-Har. available 24 X 6.

3. Electrolysis is Us. The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas. www.bare-n-lovely.com

4. Howie's House of Hair. From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour. www.misterhowie.com

5. Verdant Fields Nudist Camp. Get in touch with your OUTER self! Enjoy ping pong, volleyball, & our famous bottomless buffet. www.buffisbeautiful.com

6. Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery. Specializing in Difficult Gender Reassignments. Tucked behind Ralph's on Rte 123. Call 800-ALLNEWU

7. Stuffed with Love Taxidermy. No pet too small - give us a call! (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount) www.fluffy4ever.com

8. DR. LANCE HUGHES, PROCTOLOGY. "Turn your head and cough" 301 South Main (please use rear entrance) www.pantsdown.org


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